And if you ask me, the answer would be YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Potentially
or Realistically??
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A
young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad,
what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"
The
father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars."
"Then
ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars",
And
then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the
boy went to his mother and asked,
"Would
you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great University!"
The
boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?"
The
girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat,
are you nuts?!?!?!"
The
boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?"
"Of
course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would
buy?"
The
boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his
dad.
His
father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're living with Two Sluts and a Gay Man"
zayzer, don't feel alone, I don't like him either.
Are we having an auction and am I the only one who doesn't like Brad Pitt?
Apperantly he is a hit amoung the men also.
Great joke btw.
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