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I’m looking to get hung I guess :)

This is a joke folks!  You love your man-bashing jokes...this is one for the guys.

Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,



"Son, all household appliances come in white."

 

Throwing dishes in your directionI'm turning all your socks inside out right now!Grrrr.  We're calling your wife immediately to have you spanked.

[QUOTE=LeAnne C]We're calling your wife immediately to have you spanked.[/QUOTE]

That might be what he's angling for.  Cam - we're calling your wife and telling her that she should NOT spank you for a week. 

Kristy, I expected a "hung" pun from you, but like this better! for shame for shame for shame..haha HAHAHAHAHA, thats awsome Cam![QUOTE=kristys]

[QUOTE=LeAnne C]We're calling your wife immediately to have you spanked.[/QUOTE]

That might be what he's angling for.  Cam - we're calling your wife and telling her that she should NOT spank you for a week. 

[/QUOTE]

HEY!  OK...I apologize (grumble, grumble)

Cam , I can't believe you have such bad taste in jokes.

 

LOVED IT

John39525.2970833333

Cursing you with inside out socks and no spankings for a week cam...that was a bad one.

LOVED IT!!

I too think your wife should starch your undies!!! LOL  I loved the joke
  • [QUOTE=camusa]
    "Son, all household appliances come in white."[/QUOTE]

The same little boy asked why do men wear black?

and the mom replied "that is the color you always wear to funerals"

[QUOTE=ShelleyR]
  • [QUOTE=camusa]
    "Son, all household appliances come in white."[/QUOTE]

The same little boy asked why do men wear black?

and the mom replied "that is the color you always wear to funerals"

[/QUOTE]

Ummm...yeah...nice try <lol>.  I think women wear black too? 

 
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