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The 12 Days of Cooking

I'm working on a song about my situation in my vent thread and how I am trying to stink up the house.


On the 1st day Cooking I made some cabbage soup.
It was stinky and yummy.

trying to eat well and stink them out...
la la la la...
la la la la...
la la la la la la la
and finding a meal for me

On the 2nd day of cooking this
it what I'll make for me...Boiled shrimp
and potatoes.

trying to eat well and stink them out...
la la la la
la la la la
la la la la la la la
and finding a meal for me

On the 3rd day of cooking if they
still have their doubts I'll cook up
the rest of the brussel sprouts...la la la la


momof139425.4766203704On the 4th day of cooking, insane amounts of garlic
appeared all over the kitchen counters...la la la la laaaaaaaalol sweetpupson the 5th day of cooking I managed to dredge up: fried salmon patties!

Ham drippings w/ turnip greens are a real stinker too....my mom is cooking them for my dad today lol. 

lol....On the 6th day of Christmas I took out left over fied salmon patties with the garlic that I left on the counter from the 4th day....and made some turnip greens and ham ddrippings and cooked them all together..la la la la la

for dessert we had burnt popcorn..fa la la la lamomof139425.6295601852on the 8th day of cooking Ang was so busy chasing possums that no laundry
was done and the stinky socks (with their sprouts) started dancing in the
kitchen..
Fa la la la la la la la la!lol sweetpups...On the 9th day of Cooking I was soo tired form chasing pig parts and possums that I took some time for me...fa la la la la

So I pured an ameretto on the rocks and boiled a pot of stinky socks, boiled some saurkraut and cooked my chitterlins....fa la la la la la momof139426.7716319444lol amie...usually my mom complains when I make brussel sprouts....lol Either her sense of smell is shot or the soup masked some of the smell....lol


lol LeanneC....i have some eggs aren't due to expire until January 2nd...hmmmm...I wonder if I can make them rot faster and them hard boil them...or maybe I'll hard boil them now and not put them in the fridge so that they will spoil....lolSauerkraut has a pungent smell!  You could also look into some smelly cheese.I think you should do fried okra it stinks to high heaven.  Then you can add it for the 7th day of Christmas along with a little burnt chocolate. lol amie....On the 7th day of cooking I nmade fried Okra ...fa la la la la la la.....and some burnt chocolate...la la la la....lol


I have a small problem guys...lol......Ma and Pa liked the soup....I thought they would be complaining about it all day. Mom even said "soup is always better the next day" I was thinking I hope it stinks more tomorrow....lolI guess all those years of smoking killed the sense of smell.  I can't even tell you what to cook that would smell worse. Old, hard boiled eggs?
 

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