Potentially or Realistically?? Warning ! ...I'd do him for 750,000 <ducking>  zayzer, don't feel alone, I don't like him either. Are we having an auction and am I the only one who doesn't like Brad Pitt? Apperantly he is a hit amoung the men also. Great joke btw. Good one !!Potentially
or Realistically?? ************************************** A
young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad,
what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?" The
father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars." "Then
ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars", And
then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that." So the
boy went to his mother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great University!" The
boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?" The
girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat,
are you nuts?!?!?!" The
boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?" "Of
course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would
buy?" The
boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his
dad. His
father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're living with Two Sluts and a Gay Man" LOL< LOL And if you ask me, the answer would be YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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