IEP *FUNNY* | Autism PDD
Read to the tune of "Green Eggs & Ham" by Dr. Seuss:
Do you like these IEPs?
I do not like these IEPs
I do not like them, Jeeze Louise
We test, we check
We plan, we meet
But nothing ever seems complete.
Would you, could you
Like the form?
I do not like the form I see
Not page 1, page 2, nor page 3
Another change
A brand new box
I think we all
Have lost our rocks.
Could you all meet here or there?
We could not all meet here or there.
We cannot all fit anywhere.
Not in a room
Not in the hall
There seems to be no space at all.
Would you, could you meet again?
I cannot meet again next week
No lunch no prep
Please hear me speak.
No, not at dusk. No, not at dawn
At 4 PM I should be gone.
Could you hear while all speak out?
Would you write the words they spout?
I could not hear, I would not write
This does not need to be a fight.
Sign here, date there,
Mark this, check that
Beware the students ad-vo-cat(e).
You do not like them
So you say
Try again! Try again!
And you may.
If you will let me be,
I will try again
You will see.
Say!
I almost like these IEPs
I think I'll write 6003
And I will practice day and night
Until they say
"you got it right!"
hope you enjoy this
kate
We have not had our first IEP. I'm really looking forward to it! NOT!
no, it was on website, the author was not listed.
kate
LOL
thanks so much I needed that!!!
mary
That's funny. Did you write it yourself Kate? I think we can all relate to that one.
LOVED IT!
That's great!! I know so many people who will get a kick out of that!
Thanks. Always need a laugh.
p-
LOL
Our IEP is very approaite for our daughter! Speach is to stay 2 word phrases, Know her name when called by it and responding to her name!
lol.
Have to love those IEP'S I have three kids that have IEP'S.
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